> Wake up, again

[bathymetric]

[Whether you've met an unfortunately end on the SS Swift, or deep in the depths, wrapped in the crushing tentacles of the kraken... You're not there anymore. You also don't seem to be dead. Maybe. It's difficult to tell, seeing as you no longer have any of the injuries you sustained on the ship... But you're also no longer on the ship.

Your eyes awaken to a cloudless sky, and a dry, dry, desert. A weak breeze struggles to blow even the dust from the cracked earth. There isn't a drop of water for miles around.

But what is around... is a ship. About a dozen yards away from where you've awoken is a tall, two-mast galleon, beached on the wastes, listing to the right.

How did it get here? Who knows. How did YOU get here?

Might be questions for a later time, seeing as you're waking up with your murderer.

Welcome to the Locker.]


[Map courtesy of Carmen Sandiego]

Comments

[scouserer]

You gonna share your plan with us, Mr. Pilgrim?

[He's using his last name like some sort of adult.]

[queceracera]

Oh, if I get into a fight with a bunch of people they won't be able to leave the fight until they knock me out or I knock them out.

[He says it very matter-of-factly. That's just how it be.]

[scouserer]

[.................

You know, it's high time that Constantine just accept that this is something that happens.]

Sure. Just don't get knocked out, alright?

[queceracera]

One of Ramona's exes threw me into a building, I'll be fine. [A beat.] Actually, multiple. I've been thrown through a lot of buildings recently.

[He sounds 0% concerned about the implications of "people throw me through walls regularly and I just get up."]

[sharddrive]

What actually is your life.

[queceracera]

Listen, it's just normal to me!

[thisaroma]

We're just knocking them out, not killing them?

[ he's still not clear on who those guys are, actually..... ]

[queceracera]

I mean, I guess we could kill them but like. Aren't they Davy Jones' friends?

[thisaroma]

Are they?

[ eh... ]

Just kind of seems like that'd be easier... I guess it wouldn't help anything if he got mad about it, though.

[hellahighwater]

Yeah, let's not...fuck up his crew or anything. Like...too bad.

[thisaroma]

Yeah... All right.

[ It's not like he actually liked the idea, he just doesn't have a lot of other things to contribute!! ]

[dokkalfheimr]

So if we can get you onboard the ship somehow, that would be ideal.