> Wake up, again

[bathymetric]

[Whether you've met an unfortunately end on the SS Swift, or deep in the depths, wrapped in the crushing tentacles of the kraken... You're not there anymore. You also don't seem to be dead. Maybe. It's difficult to tell, seeing as you no longer have any of the injuries you sustained on the ship... But you're also no longer on the ship.

Your eyes awaken to a cloudless sky, and a dry, dry, desert. A weak breeze struggles to blow even the dust from the cracked earth. There isn't a drop of water for miles around.

But what is around... is a ship. About a dozen yards away from where you've awoken is a tall, two-mast galleon, beached on the wastes, listing to the right.

How did it get here? Who knows. How did YOU get here?

Might be questions for a later time, seeing as you're waking up with your murderer.

Welcome to the Locker.]


[Map courtesy of Carmen Sandiego]

Comments

[scouserer]

[Constantine grimaces.]

I'd like to make sure we get a clear shot before we go and use all the real ammunition. God knows we won't punch through that hull with medicine balls, of all things.

[queceracera]

Oh, if we get our powers back I can get someone inside the ship for demolition.

[At least one of you has to have bomb powers, right??? Scott just assumes that's a yes.]

[leaveittomother]

I'm afraid I'm not much use in this situation but... given the right materials I probably can come up with something explosive. I'm a fast learner.

[guffawsungraciously]

I do find myself wondering if we ought to dedicate some of our less effective ammo to distractions. If they actually survive being fired out of a cannon, I can imagine that some of them might cause confusion, at the very least.

[thisaroma]

[ Nods... ]

Getting pelted with big cheese balls probably would be pretty good for that.

[onlyyoucan]

And the force would cause at least some damage if they make it there intact. Just not as much as real ones.

[conceivesfrenzy]

If it survives. It might be better served as short range attacks rather than anything long range.

[ am i about to google if coconuts and medicine balls can survive being shot out of a cannon? ..... maybe ]

[guffawsungraciously]

Given that they are more numerous and less crucial than the actual cannonballs, we may want to fire a test shot or two.

[it's time for alice and jasper on mythbusters: unknown seas edition???]

[conceivesfrenzy]

[ oh my god????? ]

It might be worth it. I'm sure we could find some suitable targets.

[ Why's she looking at Jack when she says that? ]

[guffawsungraciously]

Oh, I am absolutely sure we could.

[HE'S FOLLOWING THAT LOOK AND HE LIKES IT.]